September 29, 2008 - 11:50 am
Stuck for a birthday present, of even a christmas present? Well The Turds will do the trick. Start collecting now as there are a huge selection to choose from.

Bullshitter Turd. Ever since he was a small Turd, all Bullsh*tter wanted to do was sell crap. You can regularly see him around popular European beaches trying to sell crap. With the ability to talk more sh*t than Turdy Blair and President Brush squashed together, this cheeky rogue can charm the pants off any Turd or Turdette he meets.

Dries Hard Turd. John McStrain is an everyday New York Plop that gets caught in every terrorist activity to hit the bowl. With his cunning tatctics he outwits the baddies and blows up a load of sh*t along the way… cool!

Floater Turd. Amongst the beautiful scenic views and fresh sewage water of slick beach is where you’ll find a teenage Turd called Floater. Nicknamed after a legendary eight-hour, rim and leg numbing birth, Floater was finally released into the Turd World. Suffering post-traumatic u-bend stress disorder, Floater has an unfortunate phobia towards water and an unhealthy obsession with buoyancy aids.

Lord of the Rims Turd. One rim to rule them all!” No other Turd really understands what Lord of the Rims is on about, but it is clear that his obsession with cleanliness is strange.
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